TODAY’S MESOP QUOTATION : Radio Free Syria – A FANTASY IN REALITY

Speaking on Press TV, British MP George Galloway said he was “enraged” by the Syrian opposition claims. “Only Salafist CIA Mossad Takfiri extremists could believe such arrant nonsense!” stormed the veteran diplomat and totalitarianism groupie.

Assad regime slams opposition ‘sun rises in East’ claims

14-04-2014: The Assad regime today categorically denied Syrian opposition reports of the sun rising in the East, with the American UN envoy stating that a committee might possibly be formed at some point to look into these “unsubstantiated allegations,” which were slammed by prominent ‘anti-war’ (sic) activists as “imperialist American propaganda.”

“We reject these extremist pro-Western Takfiri accusations of the sun rising in the East, which are simply further smears against the divine leadership of Bashar al Assad – we all know that it rises and shines shines directly from his bottom,” said regime spokesperson Bouthaina Shabaan, drooling only slightly.

Samtha Power, the US ambassador to the United Nations, said that while she had received reports of Syrian opposition claims that the sun rises in the East, along with extensive footage, these had yet to be independently verified. “Our experts are currently looking into the information received from both sides,” said the unctuous diplomat. “We must adopt a balanced and objective approach to analysing this information and take into account conflicting claims by the Syrian leadership that the sun rises directly from Bashar al Assad’s backside, which are also supported by information from our esteemed colleagues in Tehran and Moscow.”

Speaking on Press TV, British MP George Galloway said he was “enraged” by the Syrian opposition claims. “Only Salafist CIA Mossad Takfiri extremists could believe such arrant nonsense!” stormed the veteran diplomat and totalitarianism groupie. “I have been kissing Bashar al Assad’s arse and his father’s before him for many years, and can categorically confirm that the sun rises in the Assad dynasty’s glorious and attractively pert posteriors.”